2020/08/31

[休閒] 肉鬆麵包-正港奇片

Bread with pork floss on top - KIPEN

Pork floss: Rousong  肉鬆  ròu sōng  ㄖㄡˋ  ㄙㄨㄥ

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1.
Girl: MING!
Boy: What flavor did you buy?

2.
G: Bread with pork floss on top.
B: Are you out of mind?

3.
G: WHY?
B: Not everyone is able to eat Bread with pork floss on top, especially those who have potential heart issues.

4.
B: It is tasty as galvanizing. No one can withstand extreme stimulation.
G: I don't buy it. I'll try it.

5.
B: YING...
(Tud...Tud tud...)

6.
G: MING... I have been realizing the extreme stimulation you mentioned...
     The smell of smoked pork floss...

7.
B: YING! Don't eat it!
G: MING...Sorry...
     The only way to smooth out the chaos and involution because of me is finishing eating the bread.

8.
(nibble)

9.
G: NO! IT'S COARSE!
(THUD...CLATTER...)

10.
G: The hid smell in the crude pork floss collocate with soft, delicate, and melting in the mouth bread...
     The world is incompatible... the contradictory...

11.
G: I can't keep my rationality anymore!
(BANG)

12.
G: Ah... This is...
     MING... Where am I?

13:
B: YING, you got the Mayonnaise, right?
     It is able to sublime people to the world of the cosmos.

14.
B: The pliable but strong of pork floss, the floss of bread, and the moisture of Mayonnaise.
     These are the three factors about the cosmos operating.

韌 pliable but strong            rèn                ㄖㄣˋ
鬆 floss                                sōng              ㄙㄨㄥ
潤 moisture                          rùn                ㄖㄨㄣˋ

Resource: https://www.moedict.tw/

Music: https://freepd.com/

15.
B: To be specific, Mayonnaise places underneath the sweet of pork floss, and it presses the wheat smell of the bread.
     It levels up human's taste bud into a degree where no one had been.

16.
B: Have the last bite, let's go back to earth.
G: (gulp)

17.
B: YING, eat it...
G: I...

18.
B: YING! You must eat them all!
G: I know it! But I am unwilling to let go of doing it! MING!

19.
B: YING, you'll remember the flavor even if you ate it all... and it worths it...

20.
B:  It worths it...

21.
(whizz)

22.
G: Em...

23.
G: Let's get some more Bread with pork floss on top!
B: Sure!


雪人說:肉鬆麵包真的很優秀,但像便利商店那種長長的,就要小心吃的時候肉鬆散落出來或是沾到臉上...
奇片實在很奇,猶如二師兄一直很甜...
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