2020/08/31

[休閒] 肉鬆麵包-正港奇片

Bread with pork floss on top - KIPEN

Pork floss: Rousong  肉鬆  ròu sōng  ㄖㄡˋ  ㄙㄨㄥ

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1.
Girl: MING!
Boy: What flavor did you buy?

2.
G: Bread with pork floss on top.
B: Are you out of mind?

3.
G: WHY?
B: Not everyone is able to eat Bread with pork floss on top, especially those who have potential heart issues.

4.
B: It is tasty as galvanizing. No one can withstand extreme stimulation.
G: I don't buy it. I'll try it.

5.
B: YING...
(Tud...Tud tud...)

6.
G: MING... I have been realizing the extreme stimulation you mentioned...
     The smell of smoked pork floss...

7.
B: YING! Don't eat it!
G: MING...Sorry...
     The only way to smooth out the chaos and involution because of me is finishing eating the bread.

8.
(nibble)

9.
G: NO! IT'S COARSE!
(THUD...CLATTER...)

10.
G: The hid smell in the crude pork floss collocate with soft, delicate, and melting in the mouth bread...
     The world is incompatible... the contradictory...

11.
G: I can't keep my rationality anymore!
(BANG)

12.
G: Ah... This is...
     MING... Where am I?

13:
B: YING, you got the Mayonnaise, right?
     It is able to sublime people to the world of the cosmos.

14.
B: The pliable but strong of pork floss, the floss of bread, and the moisture of Mayonnaise.
     These are the three factors about the cosmos operating.

 pliable but strong            rèn                ㄖㄣˋ
 floss                                sōng              ㄙㄨㄥ
 moisture                          rùn                ㄖㄨㄣˋ

Resource: https://www.moedict.tw/

Music: https://freepd.com/

15.
B: To be specific, Mayonnaise places underneath the sweet of pork floss, and it presses the wheat smell of the bread.
     It levels up human's taste bud into a degree where no one had been.

16.
B: Have the last bite, let's go back to earth.
G: (gulp)

17.
B: YING, eat it...
G: I...

18.
B: YING! You must eat them all!
G: I know it! But I am unwilling to let go of doing it! MING!

19.
B: YING, you'll remember the flavor even if you ate it all... and it worths it...

20.
B:  It worths it...

21.
(whizz)

22.
G: Em...

23.
G: Let's get some more Bread with pork floss on top!
B: Sure!


雪人說:肉鬆麵包真的很優秀,但像便利商店那種長長的,就要小心吃的時候肉鬆散落出來或是沾到臉上...
奇片實在很奇,猶如二師兄一直很甜...
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